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My appearence alone does call for applause.
Happy: You guys seem pretty normal.
Mrs. Weathersby: We're not. You have a right to be worried and afraid.
Happy: I'm just afraid that I've fucked everything up beyond repair.
Mrs. Weathersby: Nothing's fucked up, nothing's beyond repair.
Happy: Thank you.
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thegirlnextdoor2009: May the Fourth Be with You. And in Case you aren’t aware that means… STAR WARS QUOTES Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. YODA, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around… :]
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iminlalaland: Send them this text: Error 23: SMS Not Delivered; The number (insert your number here) has blocked you. Please Try again later. Every time they text you or “try” to text you just resend that. It works, someone wouldn’t leave me alone and I sent them that and the texts stopped for two years.